obviously,
i am a waitress at a famous franchise.
and obviously, i work the minimal hours, a part timer can work.
(more…)

i almost started a fire for the 2nd time today at work.
(another place)

the first time, the oven was on the wrong option and naturally something was burning…

then today
it was the toaster..
i never check it so if ppl fuck it up
naturally i’m fucked up cos i can smell burning smell..

they say 3rd time the charm…shit.
i’m super scared.

i’m running out of things to cook…
to date, the best thing i ever made from scratch is savoury muffins..the cheese and bacon and spinach and the corn is bloody bloody awesome…taste so dam good i couldn’t even believe i made it..honestly, if you don’t do it with bacon, don’t even bother to eat it…if u really wanna make it nicer, u put in the middle cream cheese and on the top you put thin slice of tomato…

and till date, the worst thing i’ve ever cooked was the leftover spinash with stir fried beef strips and garlic that smelled so bad even i dun wanna touch the shit but since the deed alreayd happen, thick skin n serve only.

forgot to mention that…

here in Malaysia…

SILENT HILL WILL NOT BE SHOWING!?!

because…

of religious references that are deemed unsuitable…

all I have to say to that is…

F**K IT

and…

if you’re wondering why i don’t just use the damn word…

it’s because i have a thing about using the word out loud, and therefore i don’t…

so once again…

F**K the stupid Malaysian bunch of people who decide about stuff like this…

I sent her flowers, they weren’t cheap too. What did it mean? Nothing, it was her birthday. Don’t believe me? Okay, I feel more guilt than I do anything else when it comes to her. I put her through so much and I have nothing to offer that could take all that back. There… now you happy?

As for going to Boston… I’ll try my hardest not to crash and burn like I last did. I am truly looking forward to the day we can achieve this though so know that I’m being honest by saying that.

To Boston (or any other place we might end up in…)!

*raises a beer!*

and truly
don’t want to be me.

i think of moving to boston where no ones knows my name to start a new life

-wat the hell?

i’ve thought about this before
and with b0nes
we are going to achieve this

and today
my friend who is soon to move to the middle of god only knows where in scotland
sent me a song entitled boston by augustana
and the above
is part of the chorus.

i remember
and this
we will achieve bones
hang in there.

SOME

whites guys wanna be asian who speaks like a black rapper

and

SOME

asians wanna be a white guy who wants to be a black rapper

does this mean,
at the end,

SOME

bout XX posting bout dating caucasian guys and ppl calling her SPG -__-”

but here are some reasons to date white guy
(not that i’m siding her …. i dun really wanna die young)

**asian refered here means general asian**

1) when the asian dude is almost a white dude - banana kid; so what is the difference other than skin color -_- mentality is still white dude therefore, he passes off as caucasian.

2) when you are a defiant person and hate to be controlled and your SO is a chauvinistic asian and you really don’t give a shit bout the inequality crap

3) when you both talk, its like duck and chicken talking cos you cannot find a common language between the both of you.

4) when you have a compatible mentality and humour, what is there not to like when you share common humour?

__________
lemme tell you a story
for the inexposed - get some exposure before you call ppl fucked up terminologies cos they’re not dating one of your own.

1) neighbour married a chinaman - and this is a shortened version of the conversation. it is a very sad and close minded thinking.

husband: hey wife, we’re going back to china

wife: ?? why? (she wanted to escape the strict and biatch tyranny of the society and obviously her STILL LIVING IN-LAWS

husband: cos my son’s chinese is not improving
*stupid asshole - speaks chinese all fucking day with his wife and his son - never a word of english..-_-” for fucks sake he goes to an intermediate school - mix with white kids - everybody learns english there.and in the first place, this is new zealand - a white country (but many predict taht in the future, an asian will take over this country hahhahahaha ) if you wanna learn chinese, do like what the asians do - asian class at the community hall after school every other day…dumb fucked. **

wife: wtf? *stabs self*

btw i’m not saying all chinaman is the same like the above. i’m just using my ex neighbour as an example of how somebody who is so closed minded is what to some extend, pass off as a general asian from where i am living *yes south east asians are a special bunch*. but what is the point of lying on a bed that you know you are going to die unhappily in? unless of course, you are a sucker for punishment…

now if you’ll excuse me
i’d like to continue drooling on sum very sexy islanders - not asian asian and now caucasian but a polynesian

dam..
i really like living here
can’t wait to move again in the next 5 years or so.

last but not least

IT ALSO DEPENDS IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER of WHOM YOU ARE DATING - most asians, its prearranged marriages ok? *cough* most of my pakistani colleage had to marry the person whom theire parents were matchmaking to while they were still in the womb. talk about unfairness -___-” and she looks like a 30 yo lady and her husband looks like he’s a frigging minor with an old hag as a wife….

customer : “hello, what is in a custard pie?”

self: …..custard……

customer: but what is a custard pie?

self: yellow substances that taste really good that’s like cream but not really cream but is a dairy product?

customer: huh?

self : *stabs self*

who the fuck gave birth to this stupid mofo?

its like that other lady in mid valley’s food court

self: hello, teh limau ais pls?

lady: sejuk ke panas?

self: huh? ???

lady: sejuk atau panas?

self: ummm…teh limau AIS….

lady: *slaps head*

….
MINDLESS BANTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

on a random note
my world almost came to an end today
i dropped my laptop
and i thought screen cracked and shit cos the cover for the dvd player flew and the wireless card holder flung itself acrossed the room…i was about to cry already cos of my butter fingers and apparent lack of strenght from exhaustion of working almost 16 hrs at one go for 2 days straight and interupted sleep which meant i only slept for 5 hrs after hard labourous day.

but i was dumbfucked cos of the amount of dirt that came out was, stupefying.

edit: never again will i pull a stunt like this because i’ve no time to study and my legs hurt like hell.
money for a lifestyle doesn’t come by easily
money for survival doesn’t come easy but it isn’t hard if you want nothing for much.

things to ponder:
also i know money in asia is hard to come by so how the fuck are the asians here super mofo rich?
(don’t look at me, when i graduate i have a huge ass student loan debt to clear and a sibling + aging parents to care for - education bill and various old age medical bills - and then mortgage for a losing investment (fucking lembah beringin house) )
-is their money, like bryanboy said - ill gotten wealth? or old money? or hard honest day’s work money?
if it is hard honest days’s worth of work money, why are their kids spending it like free flowing water?

when guys start talking to you
and then they jump to calling u names like on a familar basis
what does it mean?

eg

first few times
eh, oi, dei…

after the 3rd time

“my dear ar, you forgot..”

pfft