You’ve been fined!!!!! Total up your offences and see what you owe.

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25

Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20

Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20

Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10

Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50

Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20

Went skinny dipping — $5

Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5

Got oral — $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25

Stole something — $10

Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15

Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25

Went streaking — $5

Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $5

Played spin the bottle — $5

Done something you regret — $20

Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25

Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…”