tales of the corporate underling
obviously,
i am a waitress at a famous franchise.
and obviously, i work the minimal hours, a part timer can work.
and each time i work
i will encounter these few ppl -
(p/s: one would argue maybe i am the one with the problem - but i can also argue, they are the problem?)
1) idiots
2) arrogant ppl
3) the poor rich
4) the paranoid rich
5) the snubby rich
6) the intimidating
7) the double faces
8) handful of nice ppl
9) morons trying to have a go at the “petite asian girl”‘
10) regulars. (so much so u know what they want, they dun have to say anything so nothing bad happens)
11) the wannabes
12) the too fat for their own good doing the the skinny coffee routine.
13) the ppl who think they are better than you
14) idiotic indian taxi drivers
15) hoes
16) druggies
17) fake accents
18) no spe-ak engris
19) ppl who hate asian
20) ppl with fucked up ridiculous orders who refuse to pay the surchage
21) the 24/7 unhappy ppl
22) society’s trash
23) petty thiefs
24) old sarcastic man who think they are better
25) fucked up taxi drivers
26) cheapskates
27) ppl who want u to do something for them but throw money at you
28) ppl who think you don’t know engrish and start talking to you like you are a 10 y.o
29) justice force (they are the best..cos they get abused verbally n physically more than me so i am always extra nice to them cos ppl here don’t appreciate them)
30) the ppl who buy $1 item and pay with $100
31) ppl who insist they got money but their card bounced like 634643532 5times
32) humiliated ppl by their own inability to comprehend sumtin, get offensive, scream, make a scene
33) ppl wif no life and always looking for the manager and talking like the manager is their best friend - FFS (for fuck’s sake, if my friend is the manager, i won’t bother him with petty shit like my coffee is cold - fuck you. i never make cold coffee. that isn’t the point of drinking coffee.)
you see…
i work minimal hours so i am mostly subbing for ppl - on call if u like
and man..these fuckers seem to know and take every opportunity they can get to take a swig at me -_-”
i need a therapist..i wonder if i can send the bill to my employer?
i don’t understand ppl anymore - its like i thought i was dumb, but these ppl are worst..
FFS, get a life?
and treat others like how u want to be treated.
just too bad, i can’t treat u like u treat me when u treat me badly cos its in my contract to be nice or sum shit.
but they didn’t say i can’t be sarcastic.
and if memory serves me right, i don’t have a contract HAHAAHHAHA
p/s: i forgot to add perverts.
and the other reason why they dun pick on the full time staff is because the full time staff look fucking intimidating and i am, just stoned..everytime i start work, i am looking stone. cos i’ve just woke up from a fucking long shift or i’ve to go to uni and sit through long hours of lectures and write shitload worth of notes
Comment by Paul Tan — May 8, 2006 at 12:31 am
you’re hot babe. i would hit on you in a restaurant too. does your uniform involve low cut tops?
Comment by .::pfft::. — May 8, 2006 at 7:42 am
rofl u random person XD
hmm
not really but i never button the top so it doesn’t matter low cut or not ahahha
since my shirt is oversized..
Comment by Viceice — May 14, 2006 at 6:25 pm
If he really is paul tan, he ain’t a random person
Comment by .::pfft::. — May 16, 2006 at 1:15 am
i know he’s not random cos i know him IRL
hahahahah
random - talking bout sumtin else XD
eh chin
btw
ur new number - what is it?
if its not you, then..its sumbody else who’s random number msg i got in my phone from oz.
Comment by frostier — May 16, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Agree with Paul, I would do the same. Can I?
Comment by .::pfft::. — May 17, 2006 at 6:30 am
lmao
have u even see me before frostier? hahahaha
thanks for that tho you guys ^ ^
i’m flattered XD
Comment by frostier — May 17, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I tot u will never be flattered in any form or factors
Comment by .::pfft::. — May 18, 2006 at 4:52 am
lmao
i so dyke meh -_-