customer : “hello, what is in a custard pie?”

self: …..custard……

customer: but what is a custard pie?

self: yellow substances that taste really good that’s like cream but not really cream but is a dairy product?

customer: huh?

self : *stabs self*

who the fuck gave birth to this stupid mofo?

its like that other lady in mid valley’s food court

self: hello, teh limau ais pls?

lady: sejuk ke panas?

self: huh? ???

lady: sejuk atau panas?

self: ummm…teh limau AIS….

lady: *slaps head*

….
MINDLESS BANTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

on a random note
my world almost came to an end today
i dropped my laptop
and i thought screen cracked and shit cos the cover for the dvd player flew and the wireless card holder flung itself acrossed the room…i was about to cry already cos of my butter fingers and apparent lack of strenght from exhaustion of working almost 16 hrs at one go for 2 days straight and interupted sleep which meant i only slept for 5 hrs after hard labourous day.

but i was dumbfucked cos of the amount of dirt that came out was, stupefying.

edit: never again will i pull a stunt like this because i’ve no time to study and my legs hurt like hell.
money for a lifestyle doesn’t come by easily
money for survival doesn’t come easy but it isn’t hard if you want nothing for much.

things to ponder:
also i know money in asia is hard to come by so how the fuck are the asians here super mofo rich?
(don’t look at me, when i graduate i have a huge ass student loan debt to clear and a sibling + aging parents to care for - education bill and various old age medical bills - and then mortgage for a losing investment (fucking lembah beringin house) )
-is their money, like bryanboy said - ill gotten wealth? or old money? or hard honest day’s work money?
if it is hard honest days’s worth of work money, why are their kids spending it like free flowing water?