another day at work
EDIT: pfft is now a joint partnership thingy - please welcome its latest addition - bOnes
i think you will like bOnes style once he settles in.
btw
bOnes plays WoWs so XDD
CHIN!!! this is right up ur alley
ok since i’m talking bout work - i have to change some of the things so you don’t know whom i work for and they can’t sue me cos i didn’t disclose anything bout them. and to the customer - “sum zhi tou meng” < --self know.
the things i've changed are as follows:
- the time and my shift hrs - but rest assured the conditions were the same
- the commodity that we sell
- my position (don't worry..i'm just the corporate underling only.)
lanci-squinted-eyed-bitch : ” eh i thought prepay why have to go do it first now?” and *puffs her bad breath at me*
me: “mch..u know wat is PRE-PAY or not? PAY FIRST mah..who the fuck ask your hand so itchy go lift the thing?”
lanci-squinted-eyed-bitch : *storms out of shop*
after 10 mins and a long que…
lanci-squinted-eyed-bitch: *gruff* *hands gold card over to pay*
me: “anything else miss?gum perhaps?” *smiles like —-> XDDD*
lanci-squinted-eyed-bitch: *glares*no
me: ok. your bill is $40. thank you. come again.
lanci-squinted-eyed-bitch: *looks at name tag*
few days later boss call…
boss: eh..customer complain lar…say u insult her
me: eh? me? no wor..i very polite wan wor…what she say?
boss: she said you say she got bad breath?
me: eh upselling lar..she looking at gum wat…maybe she want to buy condom but she don’t dare ask only..diu.